In hindsight, I think I should have clapped.

I was in K-Mart a while back, and I heard this song coming through the intercom system:

Jessie is a friend,
yeah, I know he's been
a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed
that ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a girl
and I want to make her mine
And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body,
I just know it
Yeah 'n' he's holding her
in his arms late,
late at night...

Only it wasn't Rick Springfield.

And there was no music.

And I'm pretty sure that guy isn't allowed in K-Mart any more. (They didn't even let him finish!)