Quotes that mean something to me lately:

"All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific." - Jane Wagner

"Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry." - George Ade

"As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." - Dick Cavett

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." - Douglas Adams

"I have been described as a lighthouse in the middle of a bog: Brilliant but useless." - Connor Cruise O'Brien

“I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.” - Oscar Wilde

“Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.” - Benny Hill

"Just because somebody doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have." - Anonymous

"Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off." - Author Unknown

“Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans” - John Lennon

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

"Sometimes you're the windshield; sometimes you're the bug." - Mark Knopfler

"What we're saying today is that you're either part of the solution or you're part of the problem." - Eldridge Cleaver

"You are entitled to nothing." - Patrick Jacobi

"You can't have everything... where would you put it?" - Steven Wright