To Whom It May Concern:
Please return my sanity as soon as possible. I do not have any money for it's ransom, but I do have an abnormal amount of junk for trade. Would you be interested in some back issues of several magazines, nail polish in gaudy colors, or half-empty bags of chips? Perhaps you would like some dead plants, a box full of expired coupons, or a cat? I seem to be surrounded by these things. I would gladly give them all to you in exchange for my ability to think straight, however.
I am eagerly awaiting your response.
Marly
The End
13 years ago
10 comments:
Hey, what's wrong with gaudy nail polish, lol.
Sheesh, I tried to "alert" you in the comment section of your last post. A girl can only do so much.
I am not one to deal well with change, so I have to say this lack of a picture has truly sent me into some sort of fit. 1/2 a bag of chips might possibly make it better.....
Yeah. Happens. Mine's gone with the wind.
Return your sanity???? You were once sane?????
Umm...I don't do anything straight. I do like chips though.
Heh Heh Nikki! Good one.
As for the chips however, I believe MY name is already on the 1/2 bag remaining. Sorry. I would share, but that's not really my style. : )
No need to worry, ladies - I have LOTS of half-bags of chips!
Oh, and Kelly, I'm not sure if you've met my sister, Nikki... along with a whole host of other things, she's a fortysomeodd college student, a single mother, and a lesbian. So no, she doesn't do much straight at all. And I wouldn't change a thing! ;)
I haven't "officially" met her but I've stalked her for months after finding her through your blog. That's why I truly appreciated her "straight" comment. One complaint.... Nikki: you don't write much!! I guess that's what happens when you're a single mother in school. Unless it's the lesbian thing that keeps you busy. ; )
Kjae...thanks for the support! I had no idea that anyone was reading my blog so I really kind of stopped writing. Now that I know I have at least one reader, I will try to write more.
And although I wish it was the lesbian thing that kept me from writing, it is actually the school and single mother things!
Marly,thanks for the fortysomeodd identification! I do realize you could have been more specific!!! One of the reasons I love you so!
I feel special! Yes, keep writing. I'll read it each time it's updated... you can count on me.
Here's to wishing you plenty of lesbianesque type fun for the future!
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