I stopped by McDonald's the other night for a quick dinner treat for JJ. I went through the the drive-thru:
Marly: Do you have a Happy Meal special tonight?
McChick: Yes.
(awkward pause)
Marly: Would you mind telling me what it is?
McChick: Hamburger and cheeseburger Happy Meals is a dollar.
Marly: Great! I'd like a cheeseburger Happy Meal, please.
McChick: Dollar fifteen, first window.
Marly: Thank you.
(I did some quick math in my head before reaching the window.)
McChick (hand out): Dollar fifteen.
Marly: How did we get to a dollar fifteen from a dollar?
McChick: Tax.
Marly: No, that would only make it a dollar six.
McChick (looking at register tape): A dollar nine, plus six cents tax.
Marly: I'm sorry, I must have misunderstood. I thought I heard you say that both hamburger and cheeseburger Happy Meals were a dollar.
McChick: They both is a dollar, but the cheeseburger is more.
The End
13 years ago
8 comments:
*rolling eyes*
I didn't even know they had Happy Meal specials! Guess with McD's you get what service you pay for.
Good lord!
Perfect example of our superior school systems!
I'm w/ Kathy...I didn't know they had Happy Meal specials.
You should come visit ours. We have one super Wiccan that always blesses us and we have a very flamboant enthusatic young man that does bartender flair with iced coffees while yelling obscenities at people at the counter. It's worth the extra change for the entertainment.
Man, now I just want a Happy Meal.
OMG are you serious? OMG..hysterical
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