Friday, April 4, 2008

Luckily, we have not lost humor.

Yes, I suffer from PMS - 'cause I sure as Hell don't ENJOY it!

For those unfamiliar, PMS stands for Pre-Menstrual Syndrome. It also stands for Post-Menstrual Syndrome. And, although I cannot, right at this moment, think of a word that starts with "P" and means "in the middle of" or "during", I am pretty sure I have that PMS, too. Quite frankly, I have about one good week a month... and this ain't it.

John commented last night that I have been rather bitchy this week, and I should perhaps look into an attitude adjustment.

I told him he that he has been rather fat this week, and he should perhaps get off of his ass and find a job.

Maybe we'll speak tomorrow.

Maybe not.

8 comments:

Kjae said...

The word is "Present" and I'm with you on the one good week per month thing.

You don't know me but I've been enjoying your blog for months now. Thanks! You're hilarious!

Angela James said...

Well, the good news is that you have a key to my house and there's a comfy chair there ;)

Stephenie said...

You go girl!

Jennifer said...

Oh no...lol! I bet your husband is rethinking that comment!

Marly said...

Kjae, thank you! For so many things... for reading, for commenting, for thinking I'm funny *blush*, and most of all... for that elusive "P" word. ;)

Becky said...

Bwahahahahaha!

Shayna said...

You crack me up!

jess said...

I've always referred to is as "MS" without the P. ;o)