Thursday, August 21, 2008

I forgot Wordless Wednesday!

To Whom It May Concern:

Please return my sanity as soon as possible. I do not have any money for it's ransom, but I do have an abnormal amount of junk for trade. Would you be interested in some back issues of several magazines, nail polish in gaudy colors, or half-empty bags of chips? Perhaps you would like some dead plants, a box full of expired coupons, or a cat? I seem to be surrounded by these things. I would gladly give them all to you in exchange for my ability to think straight, however.

I am eagerly awaiting your response.

Marly

10 comments:

Kat's Credence said...

Hey, what's wrong with gaudy nail polish, lol.

KJae said...

Sheesh, I tried to "alert" you in the comment section of your last post. A girl can only do so much.

I am not one to deal well with change, so I have to say this lack of a picture has truly sent me into some sort of fit. 1/2 a bag of chips might possibly make it better.....

Aunt Becky said...

Yeah. Happens. Mine's gone with the wind.

rmpurkey said...

Return your sanity???? You were once sane?????

Nikki said...

Umm...I don't do anything straight. I do like chips though.

KJae said...

Heh Heh Nikki! Good one.

As for the chips however, I believe MY name is already on the 1/2 bag remaining. Sorry. I would share, but that's not really my style. : )

Marly said...

No need to worry, ladies - I have LOTS of half-bags of chips!

Oh, and Kelly, I'm not sure if you've met my sister, Nikki... along with a whole host of other things, she's a fortysomeodd college student, a single mother, and a lesbian. So no, she doesn't do much straight at all. And I wouldn't change a thing! ;)

KJae said...

I haven't "officially" met her but I've stalked her for months after finding her through your blog. That's why I truly appreciated her "straight" comment. One complaint.... Nikki: you don't write much!! I guess that's what happens when you're a single mother in school. Unless it's the lesbian thing that keeps you busy. ; )

Nikki said...

Kjae...thanks for the support! I had no idea that anyone was reading my blog so I really kind of stopped writing. Now that I know I have at least one reader, I will try to write more.
And although I wish it was the lesbian thing that kept me from writing, it is actually the school and single mother things!

Marly,thanks for the fortysomeodd identification! I do realize you could have been more specific!!! One of the reasons I love you so!

KJae said...

I feel special! Yes, keep writing. I'll read it each time it's updated... you can count on me.

Here's to wishing you plenty of lesbianesque type fun for the future!