Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Attention Spammers:

I do not need my colon cleansed! Please... Stop sending me emails offering various products to perform this action. It's creeping me out.

6 comments:

KJae said...

Okay, but if you ever need your member enlarged I have a few people you could contact. I hear that women LOVE their men to take the little blue pill.

As for myeslf, I think I need to take care of some tax problems.... maybe I'll consolidate a few loans!

You're hilarious, Marly!

KJae said...

By the way, how does one truly know if they need their colon cleansed or not? Maybe their on to something??!?

Frozen Star said...

KJae does have a good point. How do you know your colon doesn't need cleansing?

Marly said...

Careful, y'all... I'm going to develop a colon complex!

rmpurkey said...

I dont know about you guys but I just won the Irish lottery so I can now afford to get my colon cleansed and buy those pills and help out my friend in Nigeria.

Aunt Becky said...

Oh sister. I get plenty of those to Be A Nurse.

Um...I already am.